Posts from January 2011

January 31st 2011

Batman can breathe in space

Batman can breathe in space 200x300 Batman can breathe in space via shortpacked

With space faring Justice League teammates, it only makes sense that Batman ends up fighting in outer space once in a while. Unfortunately, the honest truth is that without powers, he is probably even less useful in space than Aquaman is on land.

However, his popularity lends to some hefty suspension of disbelief,  and/or poor fact checking.  Thus we get toys with Space Batman without a fully functioning space helmet leading to the highly influential web comic above. It led to an eponymous tv trope and came full circle in the pages of Superman/Batman when Batman gained the powers of Superman and this writer tipped their hat with this panel.

tumblr kpy2a6gwqh1qziacg 300x237 Batman can breathe in space

ps. Batman has been shown training himself how to best survive deep space for a few moments. Of course he has.

January 30th 2011

Batman 1989

Or “Why Batman is John McCain’s favorite superhero 200x300 Batman 1989 via Shortpacked

Although it had some flaws, as teased above, Tim Burton’s Batman film still stands as a seminal 80s film that shocked the world in the time it was released. The fact that the bat logo is universally recognized now can be traced back to this film. The documentary below gives a taste of what life was like leading up to the film. I was also glad to learn that co-creator Bob Kane was consulted for the movie.




…and actor Michael Keaton promoting the film after the Batman merchandising storm hit:


January 29th 2011

Always make backups (of your Batman)

24wf1hz 300x225 Always make backups (of your Batman)

Another example of Batman’s super-preparedness is his creation of “The Batman of Zur-en-arrh”. A temporary, backup personality designed to take over in the instance that Bruce Wayne loses his faculties. In this case, when he was amnesiac after being drugged with ‘weapons-grade crystal meth’. He is literally, a savage Batman unrestrained by the trappings of Bruce Wayne. What remained of his conscience manifested itself as a hallucination(?) of Bat-Mite.

P.S. the Bat-Radia was a device used in the Golden Age tale where Batman travelled to the planet of Zur-en-arrh.

January 28th 2011

Diana <3 Bruce

batman wonder woman 233x300 Diana <3 Brucejla v3 090 00 194x300 Diana <3 Bruce

Much has been made about a possible relationship between Wonder Woman and Batman.  A lot of hints and teases have been thrown out there, especially in the animated universe.  An early episode of Justice League had a scene where Wonder Woman was buried in an explosion. In a panic, Batman claws at the dirt in vain trying for a few moments, before the indestructible Amazon calmly turns aside the boulders over her. She later notices his shredded gloves and gives him a quiet kiss on the cheek, making him blush. Apparently this triggered a wave of fan support, and the writers found ways to write in scenes where an attraction could grow without letting it become a main plot point.



“No dating for the Batman”

In the comics, there was a short-lived but overt relationship between the two. Several scenes were written in which Wonder Woman started taking notice of Batman’s best traits. In one, he was able to competently spar with her WHILE making billion dollar business deals, solving a crime AND dispatching a team to handle multiple altercations. After knocking out an enchanted Batman for stealing a kiss on Themyscira island, they both started to toy with the idea of coupling and shared more than a few moments. The tension continued to rise until Batman was a no show for their first date a few issues later. They later decided it would be for the best to remain just friends.


BSWWTrinity 003 06 192x300 Diana <3 Brucejla v3 070 15 190x300 Diana <3 Bruce

That plot thread was basically forgotten and the two haven’t interacted much on panel in 6 years. That is, until we got the single panel below in Wonder Woman’s Blackest Night tie in. Wonder Woman, literally possessed by the power of love, hallucinates/ remembers a kiss with the fragile (and thought dead) mortal. Aww. Now that Bruce is back, will we see this pairing again? Who knows :)
have we posted this yet because this needed to be posted 193x300 Diana <3 Bruce

January 27th 2011

The Amazing Adventures of Little Batman

This might be the greatest fan film ever made. I’m amazed by all the little touches and nods to the Adam West tv series. Definitely a [child] labor of love





January 26th 2011

The bearded Batman

2173449736 224x300 The bearded Batman
Before you mock this Batman costumer for not shaving before putting on his cowl, note that we have seen a fully bearded Batman before; when he sealed himself in the Batcave for a month to break his addiction to Venom.
3877120061113003426larg 192x300 The bearded Batman

January 25th 2011

Vengeance in the rain

ben fiquet batman 187x300 Vengeance in the rainBen Fiquet paints the Batman.

January 24th 2011

The proper respect

BATMAN ZING 300x262 The proper respect

Part of the reason behind Batman’s bat motif was to tap into a primeval fear within all people, giving him an advantage in hand to hand combat.  That inherent intimidation factor, in addition to his nonstop training has led to a well deserved reputation as an unbeatable fighter.  As such, he can now occasionally skip a fight, as seen above; as the Carpenter simply surrenders.

Unfortunately, Batman also has other traits, which to put it politely, don’t elicit the same level of respect. Below are just a few examples. Perhaps it is telling that the only people who would dare mention anything can’t be physically intimidated.

this could possibly be my favourite panel ever 194x300 The proper respect

tumblr kp28wcly6w1qziacgo1 1280 300x161 The proper respect

tumblr kva7ybK0so1qziacgo1 400 300x174 The proper respect

January 23rd 2011

Mime Matman

Unlocked 201x300 Mime MatmanAs a master of countless advanced martial techniques, it’s a bit of a headscratcher why the great Batman has to ‘learn’ a simple judo throw in the Arkham Asylum game. :)

via shortpacked.com

January 22nd 2011

I shall become a BAT!

BecomeBat 216x300 I shall become a BAT!

Above is the seminal scene in the Batman myth. The moment Bruce Wayne finds his life’s direction.  If not for that fateful event, how would our lives have turned out?  Alfred speculates below.

oh I wish 277x300 I shall become a BAT!